Words by Don F.

No:

Socks in sandals. You’re not wearing a real shoe! Lose the cloth.

Half-way-pants (“Capri”?) for men. Decide! Either wear shorts or go the whole hog.

Trekking-sandals. No! You’re not “trekking”, you’re meandering, moseying at most. In a big city and mostly on concrete.

Screaming kids on the subway. Not crying or whining – screaming. For NO apparent reason other than being an asshole.

Smartphone-boomboxes. If you’re one of those people who do this, you’re music is prone to suck. So don’t.

Smoking on the subway-platform. It’s not cool, it’s not rebellious, it smells disgusting and it makes you look like a dick.

Leggings/tights and a shirt that’s not long enough to cover your ass. Get a longer shirt. Or lose the pants. There’s no middle ground here.

Sitting on the subway, blocking two seats because you have to spread your legs apart. Yes, I realize that, as a primate, you feel the primitive urge to present your genitals to the opposite (or indeed the same) sex. However, this is neither the right time nor place for such an exhibit. Save it for the sauna.

Walking in the middle of the sidewalk, then suddenly stopping to look at some shoes in the window. You’re in the way! If you don’t  watch out what happens behind you, I will push you aside muttering curses.

Spitting. It’s your own juices! Swallow them and stop making little puddles at bus stops.

Constantly moaning about everything and everybody instead of just getting on with your life. Uhh… right, steady on.

I might update these as I find more… Anyone got any others? Hit me.

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