Archive for the ‘English’ Category

“Do”s and uh… Nope, just “Don’t”s.

No: Socks in sandals. You’re not wearing a real shoe! Lose the cloth. Half-way-pants (“Capri”?) for men. Decide! Either wear shorts or go the whole hog. Trekking-sandals. No! You’re not “trekking”, you’re meandering, moseying at most. In a big city and mostly on concrete. Screaming kids on the subway. Not crying or whining – screaming. [...]

I can has videoclip?

“What’s with all the motion pictures lately?”, you might rightly proclaim. Well, this one is another creation of my own, following the great success of “London Calling”. This time around, we find ourselves on the lovely, albeit lonely roads of Sweden. I tried to keep it short and sweet, although, I wish I’d had more [...]

Little interlude

Just to quickly explain the new Videographic demonstration on the right hand side there: One should first consider viewing the following clip, of which the one on the right is a (brilliant) spoof: Bookmark to:

Brand new feather for my cap

Apparently, I write like Douglas Adams I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing! That’s quite pleasing! Although, to be fair, I had to try and enter a couple of texts into the machine to overcome the “Dan Brown”-phase, after which a relatively pleasant “David Foster Wallace”-interlude led me to my current [...]

Ön the Röåd ågain

If someone gave you a hundred grand (100.000 $, € or å‚∂ƒ©ªº∆… Pound Sterling), what would you do with it? A luxurious trip around the world? A big stereo to blow your neighbour’s ears off? A new car even? I guess all of those are very good uses, provided you’ve given a bit of it [...]